It all starts and then you're dead.

It all starts....

As a toddler: eat your greens

As a child: eat your greens, be nice to others

As a teenager: eat your greens, be nice to others, get good grades

As a younger adult: eat your greens, be nice to others, get good grades, be successful.

As a middle aged man: eat your greens, be nice to others, get good grades, be successful, create a functioning family.

As a senior citizen: eat your greens, be nice to others, get good grades, be successful, create a functioning family, watch your blood pressure

As an elderly man: eat your greens, be nice to others, get good grades, be successful, create a functioning family, watch your blood pressure, keep your sanity.

And then you're dead.






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